I found this on a number of websites and thought I’d share.  If anyone knows who it’s originally by, please let me know.  I’d love to give them credit. Why English is Hard to Learn We must polish the Polish furniture.He could lead if he would get the lead out.The farm was used to produce produce.The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.The soldier decided to desert in the desert.This was a good time to present the present.A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.I did not object to the object.The insurance was invalid for…

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